Lindsay Lohan shows us her ass (DSF)

Heidi Montag looks like a horse in lingerie! (DL)

Katie Holmes was impregnated by Ron L. Hubbard’s frozen sperm? (Y!)

Mariah Carey puts makeup on her boobs (CR)

Kelly Brook, another bikini (TB)

Worst wedding cake idea…ever. (BWE)

Nicole Richie is absolutely terrified of giving birth (AIW)

Fight Club: The Musical? (DS)

Small town Oregon mayor’s racy MySpace pics (BS)

Cyndi Lauper nip slip (DH)

Justin Timberlake hangs out with ____ at a bar (GS)

Dr. Drew gets to deal with the pregnant crackhead (GB)

Golden Globes have been canceled? (DL)

Courtney Love gives us a wonderful visual (A!)

Christina Aguilera is huge! (CWS)

Don’t forget to insert your finger down your throat as well (BB)

Kelly Brook dry humps her boyfriend on the beach (DSF)

Britney Spears paps boyfriend is married (CDL)

Unauthorized Tom Cruise biography makes shocking claims (HBW)

Chris Crocker is back to haunt you (BSC)

Mel B grabs Posh’s boob onstage (GH)

Mary J. Blidge does VIBE (POTP)

Milo and Hayden holding hands (HC)

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pics (JIYH)

The new Bond Girl is a bore (DL)