Britney Spears getting a flat tire is the big news flash of the day.

It’s killing me to post this, because it’s just so retarded that anyone actually gives a shit. Britney got a flat tire, abandoned her car and hopped a ride with a photographer -who wasn’t Adnan.

Whooppee.

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