It’s almost impossible to keep up with Britney Spears and her bizarre behavior. Every day there are multiple stories about her! This weekend is no different than any other.

Here is what’s going on with the trainwreck because I am sick of writing about her:

• Britney returned home from Mexico with her paps boyfriend, Adnan. The two then went car shopping, and Britney wore the dress she wore at her reception after marrying Kevin Federline. Nice. (BB)

• Is Britney considering marrying Adnan? Those are the rumors. They’re saying she is even thinking about converting to Islam. (HBW)

• Other reports suggest Britney wants a Scientology ceremony (PD)

• Adnan has reportedly moved in with Britney. X17 is jealous of course. (AIW)

• Janice Dickinson says if she were Britney’s mom she would slap the living sh*t out of her. Adds that Lynne Spears should be jailed. (BN)

• Everyone is wondering if Britney will attend todays hearing. Chances are she won’t. She will likely lose the kids until the April hearing is she fails to show. (TMZ)

• The Sheriff’s department has had it with Britney and her diva behavior, so they are refusing to asssist her if she shows up for court. They say Britney has been totally uncooperative in the past. Brit will have to find her own parking and make her way through the media on her own. (TMZ)

  

Britney, the Ticking Time Bomb by PrettyontheOutside.com