Hey kids, I thought I’d be updating today, but I was wrong.

See, it’s my birthday on Monday AND it’s my 5-year wedding anniversary the same day. So, Mr. Spicy and I are headed out of town today to the beautiful ocean with some friends. I’ll be heading home Monday and everything will be back to normal on Tuesday. I’ll see you bitches then. Until then, why not join in on the heated PETA debate a few posts below? Heh.

See you next week.

xoxo

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I am a sucker, I know, but I subscribed to the Big Brother 9 live webcam feed, and I have to say, it’s pretty cool. I’m a latecomer to the whole Big Brother show as I only started watching it last season, but I am HOOKED! Anyhow, if you are a huge fan, you seriously need to subscribe to the webcam. 14-day free trial, why not try it out? I am!

So, from what I have watched the past 24 hours, EVERYONE is pissed at Allison. They all know that she masterminded the whole thing with Sheila, claiming to be lesbians.  

Joshua is especially irritated with her and is ready to GO OFF with his bad self , and in a bad way. Actually, he already did Wednesday night, after eviction. Pretty much everyone had it out with her that night…even her own partner.

You can bet she’ll be going up for eviction and voted out next.

Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe. Are there any correlations between the two? NO! So why is everyone giving Lindsay these opportunities to pose as Marilyn? I don’t get it!

After the recent photo shoot in New York magazine where Lindsay attempted to recreate Marilyn’s, ‘The Last Sitting’, Hugh Hefner now wants firecrotch to recreate Monroe’s famous naked swim in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

Liz Smith writes in the New York Post, “Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

What Hef should have done was rival LL’s New York magazine shoot with that of a classier, sexier, curvier starlet, like Scarlett Johansson or something. Someone who could actually pull it off!

He could have caused a little controversy by doing it better than Lohan. But using Lohan to pose as Mariyn again? How boring. It’s been done. C’mon Hef, I thought you were quicker than that.

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Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show – starring her very young daughters – Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show – and Denise – will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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Ha! Thanks David at Pretty on the Outside!

PETA Stages a Mothers Day Demonstration at Covent Garden in London 2/28/08/ GETTY IMAGES

Ok, first of all, to clarify the Mother’s Day thing, it’s actually, ‘Mothering Sunday‘ this upcoming Sunday in the UK. So don’t start bombarding me with emails about how Mother’s Day is a couple months away.

I had to post this picture, because I have mixed feelings on PETA. I know a lot of you hate the organization because almost every time they are in the media and are mentioned on Celebrity Smack – I get emails. They are radical, and I think it is their downfall.

Most of you know I am, like, the hugest animal lover ever. I mean, I have to turn the channel every time that commercial with Sarah McLaughlin comes on..heh. It’s that bad. But I have a hard time supporting PETA because they always embarrass themselves with their extreme publicity stunts. On the flip side, if an animal benefits from it, then who cares if you embarrassed yourself, right?

Sometimes in this world you have to do something crazy to get noticed. But is their point getting across to anyone? You have to wonder.

For example, this photo. Are people going to walk away from this display remembering that pigs are being crammed into extraordinarily cramped spaces – or that they saw a chubby naked chick on all fours in public today? I’m going with the latter. This is why I tend to support local shelters/rescues instead of PETA.

I think that if they were less fanatical they would have a warmer reception from the public. It’s too bad really, because I think they could have a lot more support if they were a kinder, gentler organization.

Let me know your thoughts.

Juliette Lewis nipple slip (DSF)

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Adam on Big Brother 9 has been fired from his job for calling disabled kids retards (ABH)

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Tig ol’ bitties! (HT)

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I love Diablo Cody (ND)

Jennifer Aniston is not impressed with George Clooney (Y!)

Jessica Simpson is going to Kuwait (HBW)

Katie Holmes pregnant? (TB)

Rachael Ray’s secret divorce file (PB)

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Heidi Montag goes shopping…lol (EBG)

Tila Tequila’s new music video (DSF)

Top 10 dumbest celebrity quotes (JTT)

Todays TOP Gossip!! (WS)

Be my MySpace friend – Then you can wish me a happy birthday in a few days.. (MS)

Nicole Richie might be hittin’ Broadway soon in the hit musical Chicago.

Richie is considering taking on the role of Roxie Hart, which has also been played by fellow celebrities Ashlee Simpson, Brooke Shields and Renee Zellweger.

Nicole is reportedly weighing her options, she just had a child and resides in Los Angeles, but is said to be very interested.

I don’t see it happening, but it would be a great career move.

Better than another reality show – like someone else we know..

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After a long hiatus from entertaining, Whitney Houston is set to perform for a charity event in May.

The recovering drug-addict diva will sing at the Caudwell Children’s Legend Ball at Battersea Evolution in London on May 8th.

Charity founder John Caudwell said, “We are thrilled to have an artist of Whitney’s caliber to headline the event. Last year was a huge success and with Whitney’s support, we are fully expecting this year’s event to be bigger and better than ever.”

Houston’s big comeback album will be released in November, and Clive Davis has confirmed that five songs are already completed.

Right on Whitney. She seemed like such a hopeless case a couple years ago. Sort of like Amy Winehouse these days. Blake is to Amy as Bobby was to Whitney.

It took years, but Whitney finally got away from that cancer of a husband and lived through the experience. She is on track to make an amazing comeback. You go girl.

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“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter. I’m told it’s spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet, what can I say?”

- Kate Beckinsale on her best asset.

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