Brittany Murphy has a vagina sewn on her face (DL)

Bar Rafaeli in a teeny bikini (DSF)

The thong is dead, bitches! (JEZ)

Celebrities as swine (CR)

Meet the newest Bachelor (BSC)

Hugh Hefner on Jimmy Kimmel (EBG)

Fashion hags (A!)

Nicole Richie was much more pleasant in the hospital than Xtina (GS)

Rihanna is the fifth Beatle (DS)

Penis balloons for Xtina’s baby (POTP)

Don Mattingly’s estranged wife is a nut case (BS)

Jordan finally admits to nose job (GOT)

Holy Candy TV! (HC)

Married Daniel Baldwin hit on Mary Carey during Celebrity Rehab (GW)

The Beckhams to adopt an African child? (GB)

Kirstie Alley is a major thetan too (TB)

Sheryl Crow’s new video (PB)

Petra Nemcova judges the Miss Czech Pageant (JIYH)

Hayden Panettiere grocery shopping (ND)