Whoa, I know when Gary Coleman introduced his new wife to the world, he said he was still a virgin up until that point, but I didn’t know that he still is!
Gary recently admitted to The Insider that the couple never ‘consummated’ the marriage! They have been married since August!! What the hell is going on? You mean there is a man on earth who isn’t worried about wetting his willy every 15 minutes? Heh.
I saw Coleman and bride on TV the other day (either Extra or ET?) and they were talking about how all they do is fight and how he had just thrown a printer against a wall out of rage. His wife said that basically he does that shit all the time.
Nice, he must have the Napolean complex! You know, little men with big anger issues. So he doesn’t romance her, he just throws tantrums and makes her life hell.
No wonder the little f*cker has never been laid.
no wonder he’s so cranky-
Seriously though, I wonder if he’s even able. I know he has had all sorts of health problems. Maybe he isn’t able to seal the deal.
Why does is close his eyes and shakes his head when he makes statements about his virginity? Hmmm
“What you talkin’ about Spicy?!!?”
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