Spencer Pratt is sure one loyal little bitch.

‘Max Megaphone’ has been out blabbing to everyone who will listen about how great of a singer his poseur girlfriend is. We all know differently, but that hasn’t stopped him from warning the likes of Madonna and Britney Spears about the threat coming their way. Heh.

Spencer told People magazine, “When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds. Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

This guy is so pu**y-whipped it’s sick!

Heidi is leading him around by his little hairless pee-pee or something. She has him brainwashed and I love it.

Stumble it!