JUICY blind items! (DL)

Danielle Lloyd upskirt pics (DSF)

Kirstie Alley’s fat ass got fired (Y!)

Lindsay Lohan is Brazillian! (ND)

Blake Incarecerated is swapping autographed pics of Amy for heroin in prison (DDD)

Kate Beckinsale does Esquire (TB)

Introducing the Bindi Irwin doll, because she hasn’t been pimped out enough yet (GB)

The Adrianne Curry lesbian pics she got for hubby Christopher Knight (GH)

McConaughNips (WMB)

Kirsten Dunst’s drinking blamed on Jake Gyllenhaal break-up (DH)

So a pregnant woman walks into a bar… (HC)

Eva Longoria’s ass in a bikini (DSF)

Orlando Bloom scored himself a Victoria’s Secret hottie (GW)