“I think about my wife all the time. I kind of obsess on it. When I find the person I can relate to and who is also a pin-up and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you.”
- John Mayer says he is anxious to meet his future wife
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Oh parasite and crabby are waiting JOHN.. plus she has pictures of her own butt galore..
Actually pictures of his ass are all over since it appears outside his shirt collar daily.
He’s a very talented musician, tears up the guitar, but he’s just so damned smug and his song lyrics are, well, just are, ya know? Nothing major. That damned Daughters song is enough to make me retreat into a monastery that has a vow of silence. Blech.
Well, we already saw his ass in a banana hammock! And if you think the daughters song makes you want to retreat, have your heard his new song “say”? I turn the channel every time, just like your body is a wonderland. Yuk, his songs suck.
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