Truly Bumping Uglies

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Posted on February 26th, 2008 by Spicy

Not more than two weeks after breaking up with his girlfriend Sophie Monk, Benji Madden is hittin’ Paris Hilton.

What a slap in the face to Monk. Major downgrade! I bet she’s glad that she came before Paris, and not after. If ya dig..

A source told People magazine, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”

Ok, well how serious can it be in two weeks? Isn’t that about the incubation time for herpes?

Heh.

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4 Smack Talkers to “Truly Bumping Uglies”

Water Cooler Fodder | Circus Hour Talks Smack:
February 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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K* Talks Smack:
February 26th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Horrifying. If she can’t have a Madden baby, I guess she’ll have a Madden brother.
- K*
K* Talks Smack:
February 26th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Actually, on second thought, does this count as quasi-incest in Hollywood?

-K*
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February 27th, 2008 at 1:47 am
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