From Page Six:

• What big-boned funny gal has been mouthing off on red carpets lately about an A-list bubbly blonde she once worked with, claiming she doesn’t eat? She’s been overheard complaining about the actress — who’s currently romancing a fellow superstar actor, despite a high-profile divorce that was finalized four months ago — most recently at a Live Earth event at Smart House in Venice, Calif. The big-boned lady thinks her skinny sister sets a bad example for young girls.

• Which seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

(Academy Award Edition)

• This married B-list television and some truly awful films actress was at an after party and would not stop hitting on this B-list film actor/comedian. When he asked her about her husband, she replied that he was out of town and that no one would know. Our actor declined.

• This 90% television C-list actor that you would probably recognize but would not know his name brought along a “date” to one of the bigger parties of the night. When a friend of the actor asked our actor where he found her, he replied that she was an escort. Now, our friend is a married B-list actor with A+ name recognition when it comes to his role. The friend introduced himself to the escort, got her number and made plans to see her this week.

• This foreign born C-list actress here and A-list in her country spent much of the night at the after party she attended, with her finger dipping into her purse and her stash. She would walk up to people and chat, and as she was leaving them she would turn, dip and snort all at the same time. On one of her turns she nearly ran into this foreign born actor/actress couple who asked if they could partake. Our actress agreed and the three spent the rest of the evening together huddled around our actresses’ purse until it was all gone.

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