Nicky Hilton has chicken legs (DSF)

Liz Hurley to quit ___. (HM)

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe spoof – HA! (POTP)

Celebrity beefcakes (A!)

Lily Allen hospitalized for depression (EBG)

NASCAR and bossoms (BST)

Daniel Radcliffe had a death threat (GB)

Kirsten Dunst falls in lust in rehab (Y!)

Swank is the new Lohan (BB)

Meanwhile, Lohan wants to be the new Winehouse (CWS)

Clinton/Obama? (GW)

Paris Hilton cover of 944 magazine (JYH)