According to OK! magazine, Britney Spears has been stalked recently by a stringy haired weirdo who has sent her packages that contain sex toys and violent sexual notes.
People working for Britney have summoned the help of the FBI.
A source who claims to have seen the packages told OK, “It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week. And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney’s homes.”
“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy. Still with the price tag on it.”
Next to the vibrator are two notes. One was hand written, one was computer generated. Both are extremely graphic - both violently and sexually.
“The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch.”
The letters contain violent and frightening sexual scenarios and the crazy freak who wrote them included what may be a photo of himself with the eyes cut out. He is described as “a middle-aged Caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair,” and is squirting a “yellowish liquid” from his mouth.
The source adds that the packages, which have a return address in Minneapolis, Minn. and have the names of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the exterior, have been submitted to the FBI.

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March 12th, 2008 at 12:50 am
I think it really may be Angie and Brad!
Just Kidding,…
but
“squirting a “yellowish liquid” from his mouth” WTF!???
gross! sounds like two girls 1 cup meets tubgirl =p