This week’s Heyman Hustle opens with Joumana Kidd, the subject of last week’s show, trying to be funny as she introduces Paul and strums wildly on an electric guitar that isn’t plugged in.
If you can get past that part, the rest of the video is hilarious. Paul Heyman hustles Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton’s ex-boyfriend and former lead man of the band Whitestarr.
Paul is up to his usual tricks of asking the straightforward questions we all want to know and making people like me both jealous and proud at the same time. Jealous of course, that I’m not the one asking the questions.
Surprisingly, I find Cisco to be somewhat likable – in a Jeff Spicoli sort of way. Can’t you just picture Spicoli standing there, chest out, foot on the table, balls to the ground? Heh.
Speaking of, what the hell Paul? You didn’t ask him about his balls! I’m shocked and I have to admit, a little let down. Still, an entertaining video nonetheless.
He did ask about the balls. Heyman opened the interview calling Cisco’s band “White Testicle”, so he took his shot and then went right into the gossip.
Yeah but he didn’t get into the ball talk. I wanted the meat!
Heh.
Who cares about Cisco? Give me more sexy situations with Joumanna Kidd. That woman is simply flame.
I wanted more questions about Paris’s gaping hole.
I thought it was funny. Isn’t this the same guy who owned ECW? I loved ECW!
EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB!
Mischa Barton dated that sleazy slimy rock dude? That’s disgusting.
Cisco is a creepy dope dealer that has ruined and killed many lives.