Old whores like Pam Anderson have to do desperate things to keep noticed (DSF)

Mischa Barton actually looking pretty good (UMC)

Celebrity offspring are usually disappointing (CR)

Latest celebrity DUI (BS)

Tara Reid hides her stomach in bikini (DSF)

I HATE Dancing with the Stars (GB)

The drummer of ABBA died in a freak accident (POTP)

Politicians are kinky! (GH)

The newest faces of Scientology (Y!)

Lindsay Lohan acts like a snatch (GW)

Blake Lively looks like her dog (WMB)