As we reported yesterday, Heather Mills was granted a sum nearly totaling $50 million in her divorce settlement with legendary Beatle, Paul McCartney.
What we didn’t know is that Heather dumped a glass of water over the head of Paul’s attorney, Fiona Shackleton, soon after winning the massive sum of money. We should have known something was up by the smirk on her face. And I thought she was beaming purely because of the money. What an idiot I am.
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Heather, who was originally asking for nearly $250 million, snickered that the attorney had just been “baptised in court” for making “unpleasant comments“.
Bitch, that’s ASSAULT! I only know this because instead of a courtroom, I did the same thing to a drunk redneck cowboy in a sh*tcan of a bar once. And he did back to me is what that attorney should have done to the one-legged money grubbing leech.
He punched me (yes, closed fisted) smack in the face! And hard. Bitch didn’t knock me down though. However, because I poured a beer over his head first (considered ‘assault’), cops didn’t do anything to him. Yeah, it was a long night and a long time ago. Heh.
Anyhow, that attorney should have ripped off Heathers leg and stuck it up her ass until she was flossing her teeth with her toenails. The nations would have roared with delight.
Instead we get to hear the bitch talk about how she is such a major contributor to charities, how Paul and his people are out to smear her reputation, and whatever other bullsh*t she pulls out of her ass to try and justify her greedy ways.
If you didn’t watch the video of Heather after court yesterday, here it is. Best watched on an empty stomach.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:13 am
True she’s a nutcase and I don’t much like her.. but she did marry the guy and have his child and her past wasn’t a part of the deal, at the time of the ceremony right. So, she did it for all the normal people that get seriously involved with delusional rich and powerful egotist’s that use, abuse and dump you like you have no worth or meaning if they become bored.. daring you to go up against them with any dignity with no fear of reprisal. Go Girl.. Hose those faux elite all down the drain and take the money and smirk with glee..