Kim Kardashian…from behind (DSF)

Britney’s new God…heh. (DL)

Paris Hilton in Africa (Y!)

Coco and the twins turned __ this weekend (BST)

Adam Carolla’s The Hammer (ABH)

The stars of Pretty in Pink now (CR)

Celebrity Easter bunnies (CH)

Helen Mirren is a hot bitch (PB)

Mariah Carey’s Macy’s commercial (AIW)

Pauly Shore is delusional (WMB)

Brooke Hogan Knows Best (TB)

Jessica Alba is plumping up (DL)

Sienna Miller is engaged (HBW)

Miley Cyrus is the new Lindsay Lohan (ND)

Remember the Central Park jogger? (BST)

Reese Witherspoon buys her kids a piglet (CDW)

Today’s gossip headlines (WS)