Ok, none of us could believe it when Spencer Pratt landed a gig on Radar.com as an advice columnist, but it’s true, he has, and his first column has arrived.
The first dilemma he has to solve is pretty funny and disgusting at the same time. In fact, it’s a real pisser. Check it out.
YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?
Oh my gawd. Talk about embarrassing, bitch should do nothing short of moving to another state. Here’s Spencer’s advice:
Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed. It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.
The guy is NOT going to understand. She says she just started dating him, she should consider that date her last. And what the hell, taking off before he wakes up and leaving him sleeping in a piss stained bed? Sorry about your luck sweetheart, but everyone this guy knows is going to know that you pissed his bed. Sorry about your luck!
