Because looking like a head of lettuce is cool!

Lindsay Lohan’s thighs rub together when she walks (DSF)

Anna Kournikova makes an appearance (BST)

Proof that everyone in Hollywood has the same nose (CR)

George Clooney’s girlfriend is a real wild child! (TB)

Gisele isn’t that hot anyhow, butterface (EBG)

Britney probably showed her dentist her vag (DSF)

Heath Ledger’s death certificate (ET)

Remy Ma is some dumb ghetto bitch (GB)

Britney Spears gets her colon cleansed (Y!)

Hair helmet! (CH)

John Mayer talks about MySpace whores (WMB)

Billy Zane used to be so hot! (PB)

Poison drummer arrested on rape warrant (CWS)

Look who’s out of rehab (POTP)

Ashlee Simpson to design clothes for Wet Seal (HBW)

X files 3 trailer (GH)

What is Janice Dickinson hiding in her boobs? (DSF)

Sorry for the lack of posts, I am meeting with the tax man (yay.) today among other things. Here’s what’s going on today… Enjoy ~ See you Monday.

By the way, here are the winners of yesterday’s Skater Socks contest!

Stephanie F. of Lebanon, PA

Flannery H. of Mentor, OH

Cindy M. of Abilene, TX

Congratulations! Thanks to everyone who entered the contests this month! It was a HUGE success thanks to you, and so we are doing it again next month! That’s right, 24 more pairs of Skater Socks in new colors! Head over to SkaterSocks.com and buy some for yourself anyway! They are totally affordable and I guarantee you will find them in every color you could possibly want.

BTW: If you won this month – you can enter again next month. (Johannah, you were wondering!)

Stay tuned – you know you wants some!