Because looking like a head of lettuce is cool!

Lindsay Lohan’s thighs rub together when she walks (DSF)

Anna Kournikova makes an appearance (BST)

Proof that everyone in Hollywood has the same nose (CR)

George Clooney’s girlfriend is a real wild child! (TB)

Gisele isn’t that hot anyhow, butterface (EBG)

Britney probably showed her dentist her vag (DSF)

Heath Ledger’s death certificate (ET)

Remy Ma is some dumb ghetto bitch (GB)

Britney Spears gets her colon cleansed (Y!)

Hair helmet! (CH)

John Mayer talks about MySpace whores (WMB)

Billy Zane used to be so hot! (PB)

Poison drummer arrested on rape warrant (CWS)

Look who’s out of rehab (POTP)

Ashlee Simpson to design clothes for Wet Seal (HBW)

X files 3 trailer (GH)

What is Janice Dickinson hiding in her boobs? (DSF)

Sorry for the lack of posts, I am meeting with the tax man (yay.) today among other things. Here’s what’s going on today… Enjoy ~ See you Monday.

By the way, here are the winners of yesterday’s Skater Socks contest!

Stephanie F. of Lebanon, PA

Flannery H. of Mentor, OH

Cindy M. of Abilene, TX

Congratulations! Thanks to everyone who entered the contests this month! It was a HUGE success thanks to you, and so we are doing it again next month! That’s right, 24 more pairs of Skater Socks in new colors! Head over to SkaterSocks.com and buy some for yourself anyway! They are totally affordable and I guarantee you will find them in every color you could possibly want.

BTW: If you won this month – you can enter again next month. (Johannah, you were wondering!)

Stay tuned – you know you wants some!

In case you missed it..

Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a film about murderous cult leader Charles Manson and his devout followers.

Lohan has been cast in role of Nancy Pitman, one of Manson’s devotees. Brad Wyman, the film’s producer, confirmed the news saying, “Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay.” Who isn’t pal? Heh.

Crazy bitch to play a crazy bitch. Perfect casting. Now if only they could get Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse and say..Steve-O to play other cult members, then I’d really be impressed.

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Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.

Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance – let alone belly dance.

Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”

When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.

The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

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Ok, I’m a total dork, but I love this song.

Tenderness by General Public, who formed after the 1983 breakup of The English Beat, who were also legendary. This song was featured in the movie Weird Science, which, if you grew up in the 80s you remember fondly.

Did you like Kimberly Locke’s dress on American Idol this week?

Well, even if you didn’t you can still bid on the one-of-a-kind Christian Siriano dress that she wore to help out some kids who could use it.  Visit www. clothesoffourback. org — proceeds from the gown will go to Camp Heartland for children with AIDS and HIV.

Do you recognize some of your favorite celebrities?

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Geeze, Is Pammy all coked up or what?

She can hardly hold still, has the attention span on a four year-old, and damn, she looks rough!

Anyhow, if you watch the video you’ll see that at 3:47 the conversation turns bizarre as Pamela finds a very interesting way to get off the subject of her ex-husband Rick Salomon…

Craig Ferguson: I was going to say, how have you been this week, alright?

Pamela Anderson: Very good, very good, oh what, are you..oh, I see what you’re getting at.

CF: No, no, I’m not getting at..

PA: It takes me awhile. No, I’m single.. You know when you gave me your number I should have called you

CF: Yeah you should have. Yeah yeah yeah..

PA: No , I’m kidding, I’m kidding..

CF: You should have called me!

PA: I know, I know. But then I went to Vegas.. and you’re sober…it wouldn’t work. *

CF: You could have given it a chance

PA: “It might have been a good idea looking back..”

Yeah, a sober guy who probably smells good and has his sh*t together. She’ll never end up with someone like that!

*= Craig has been sober since 1992

Girls Aloud upskirt (DSF)

How much would Eliott Spitzer pay for Mariah Carey? (BST)

Funniest ‘Caption That’ ever  (DL)

Duffy’s new video (ABH)

Awesome mugshots (CR)

The Olsen twins are fighting over money (PB)

Heidi Montag is looking for ___. (DL)

Penelope Cruz bikini (TB)

What Amy Winehouse’s future holds.. (D3)

Paris Hilton’s pizza boy is still around town (EBG)

Heather Mills doesn’t think $50M is enough (DS)

Brooke Hogan in bikini on set of her new reality show (HBW)

Jodie Foster all covered up at the beach (DSF)

All today’s HOT gossip! (WS)