Tila Tequila’s Lame New Video

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 by Spicy Pants

Every female pop singer sounds the same these days. Maybe it’s because they run their voices through the same auto-tuner.

I mean, why don’t we just invent machines that can sing and get it over with.

Tila Tequila is proof that anyone can sound good with a little technological help. Here’s her new video, “Paralyze”, because you know you’re going to love to hate it.

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2 Smack Talkers to “Tila Tequila’s Lame New Video”

Janers Talks Smack:
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:24 am
If that is her with help, I’d hate to hear her without it!

j/k No, it’s not that bad, over-robotic and meaningless yes, but that’s not really what bothers me about the video. It’s the video itself!

Is it just me, or is that guy drugged? Anyway, how does the video relate to the song? Would her being paralyzed, stopping in motion like a mannequin or a medusa-like guy turning her to stone or something like that fit better?

Still it’s her balloon boobs! and the grease/oil raining on them clips, zooming up on them that anoys me the most. Some real boobs are beautiful, some fake boobs are beautiful. Tila has some weird bubble boobs, …wth?

on a side not I like the (unoriginal) bobchop haircut on her, i admit that looks really nice.
Lindsay’s a comedian and afternoon time wasters - The Blemish Talks Smack:
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
[...] CS: Tila Tequila is still alive [...]