Hulk Hogan and his young piece at the beach (DSF)
Janice Dickinson is still showing her old ass off in a bikini (BST)
Miranda Kerr looking gorgeous (UMC)
G-spot augmentation? (ABH)
Ashley Tisdale is the new deodorant girl (DS)
What Kevin Federline spends his money on (HBW)
Celebrity penis spotting (CR)
Jessica Alba is going to name her kid ___. (BS)
Lindsay Lohan sabotages her own album (TB)
Kelly Rowland’s new boobies make an appearance (POTP)
Cher vs Snoop (PB)



















- I bet Hulk’s moustache is getting grabbed on a regular basis after a VERY LONG dry spell.
- Margaret Cho needs an injection of trenchmouth so I don’t have to hear her talk.
- ‘What K-Fed spends his money on’… anyone else see something wrong with that sentence? No, not the preposition at the end; who gives a fuck about that? It’s the word that doesn’t belong there. HIS. There is no such thing as K-Fed’s OWN money.
- Much like there’s no such thing as Lindsay Lohan’s singing career. William Shatner sells more records.