Naomi Campbell’s sh*tty attitude managed to get her arrested yesterday at Heathrow Airport in London.
The ultra bitch went off on British Airways employees after she was told one of her bags would not make it onto the flight. Although she was assured that her bag would eventually make it back to her, the supermodel was inconsolable and went into a rage.
She was still screaming uncontrollably at staff as she boarded her flight. They grew sick of her sh*t and called police who then boarded the plane. The officers tried to dissolve the situation by calming Campbell, but she wasn’t having it and boy, I guess she really lost it.
She spit on an officer and then started pounding on him with her fists. The police finally got control of the situation and hauled the twat off the plane where she was promptly arrested and taken to a police station, still ranting and raving.
The flight ended up being over an hour and a half late as luggage belonging to Campbell and her entourage were removed from the plane.
While the Snark Attack is on hiatus, I still have my antenna up(among other things). And this bitch came through loud and clear. Naomi may have an entourage of worthless little ass-kissers, but I have the Shark Squad, and the exile bill has passed the House and the Senate. It’s sitting on my desk, and I’m about to sign off on it with a dropkick. But first, I’m setting her up. OK. Deep breath. Hmmm… anyone out there got an old cell phone they want to get rid of? I’ve got 3 now, and I’m up for some target practice. I’ll take an old IPod or laptop if you’ve got ‘em. We’ll see if she benefits from a dose of her own medicine. I don’t know why she was ever a supermodel in the first place, other than her penchant for cocaine. If anyone thinks she’s sober, they’re delusional as she is. Her 15 minutes were up before anyone knew who Nirvana was. She’s always had a nasty attitude, and that’s as much of a dealbreaker as a moustache. It shows on her face, which is probably why I could never stand it. Hey, at least we know now the answer to the ’spit or swallow’ question. She’s certainly had enough practice. There’s a sweet little flipside to fame; once the initial run is over, you get a new life in the tabloids. Proof that Karma does work. Unfortunately for us, it hasn’t worked fast enough on Naomi, so I’m helping it along. Naomi Campbell, you are EXILED!!! I’m putting you in the same hut as Janice Dickinson. That’s a 24/7 catfight if I ever saw one.