Father and Daughter Have a Child Together!

Story set to the tune of ‘Dueling Banjos’..

And you thought YOUR family was screwed up!

A father and daughter in South Australia have had a child together.

The two had been separated for 30 years and when Jenny was 31, they reunited. Now hold on to your breakfast.. Sparks obviously flew between the family members because John and Jenny Deaves ended up having sex.

Jenny said, “John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults. We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding.”

She claims that soon after meeting her father she focused on his being a man before being her father. “I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said. “Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub.”

He’s not too bad? How f*cked up are you when you are being reunited with your father and immediately you start thinking about him sexually?! What a whore! A really, really messed up one at that! Sorry, but you will get no ‘understanding’ from me.

As for daddy John, he says he initially felt wrong about having sex with his daughter but, ehh,…he got over it.

“Emotions take over, as people no doubt realize, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head,” he said. No pun intended I’m sure.

“I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.” He adds that sex with his daughter is “absolutely fantastic”.

According to the South Australian police the couple is “being monitored.” Whatever that means.

So what do you do? Jail them? Take the kid from them? Actually, I wonder if that’s not such a bad idea. After all, if these two think it’s ok to have sex and babies, who’s to say it won’t be ok to have sex with the daughter as well?

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