Sophie Monk no bra nip nip (DSF)

Kim Kardashian barely squeezes into her bathing suit (BST)

Johnny Depp is getting hitched..wah (ABH)

Stupid people should not get tattoos (CR)

Nicole Richie thinks Paris Hilton should get her own life (HBW)

Mary Louise Parker isn’t getting hitched (TB)

Kelly Clarkson gets her own stamps (PB)

Stacey Dash has a hefty ass (BS)

Jessica Simpson in Esquire (DSF)

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