Last night was the season finale of Rock of Love 2, did you guess the person that Brett chose?

I didn’t. I thought for sure Brett would be picking the puffy lipped, big-tittied, tattooed rocker slut, Daisy, but instead he went with the control freak, know it all, I-wish-I-was-32 ‘TV Host’, Ambre.

Initially I liked Ambre, but as the competition went on she started to annoy the hell out of me. Even her hair pissed me off.

Ambre felt as though she was better than everyone because she was older and is a fricking television host…whoppee. She couldn’t wait to bring it up in every episode, and point out the fact that Daisy was a stripper. Look at you Ambre, you are SO accomplished. I mean you’re on Rock of Love for Pete’s sake.

Ambre thought she was the alpha bitch of the house and towards the end of the show she turned everything into a confrontation.

And as for her flashing her pantyless crotch the night before elimination (not once but twice), is that what a TV host does, Ambre? Because I thought that’s what strippers did…

Not that I cared for Daisy either. Bitch’s face is busted! And that’s after surgery! Daisy is a needy groupie looking to be rescued. That’s about that.

Even though Ambre won, I bet she and Brett aren’t joined at the hip as she had hoped. Sorry about your luck Ambre. You’re just another groupie looking for her 15 minutes of fame on a reality show, television host or not.