Star magazine is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s March 28th hospitalization for a kidney infection was brought on by months of partying and excessive drinking.

Simpson, who has been hopping from one guy to the next since divorcing Nick Lachey, is currently dating Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo, who likes to party.

A source said, “She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”

The source adds that Simpson and Tony have been partying hard for months and that it led to her hospitalization. It was “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”

Jessica’s infections were brought on by the drinking? Now, I’m not a doctor, but I have never heard of a bladder infection caused by drinking alcohol. However, I do know that sex can bring that sh*t on, and you know these two are going at it like mad. Jessica also requested a pregnancy test during her hospital stay.

According to Wikipedia: “A common cause of UTI is an increase in sexual activity, such as vigorous sexual intercourse with a new partner. The term “honeymoon cystitis” has been applied to this phenomenon.”

Heh. Yup. There you have it folks. Spicy’s diagnosis.