As they say, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Natalie Portman found out the hard way while in New York recently. While stooping down to check out some pups one gave her the fire hydrant treatment.
Unfortunately for her, someone was there to snap a pic.
They say Nat took it well despite the urine on her expensive coat.
I had just recently seen her atrocious performances in StarWars Episodes 1-3 in rapid succession on the Spike Network, and I couldn’t help myself. Now if only someone would walk me near Jennifer Lopez, so I can finally “repay” her for Gigli!