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Although you wouldn’t think it would be possible for Amy Winehouse to to be in any worse condition, it is.

Winehouse went on a rampage Wednesday morning on the streets of London after a long night of drinking at the pubs and doing smack, or blow, or whatever she decided to geek out on that night.

Amy spent six hours in the bars drinking with musician pals and getting wasted. Onlookers say Amy was really messed up. A source told The Sun, “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs!”

She also wanted to play pool. But the tables were full and when a bar patron didn’t give up his table for her she hit him in the face. The victim, Mustapha el Mounmi, 27, said, “I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard. I could not hit back- she’s a woman.”

At nearly 3am Amy finally decided to head home. At some point a man tried to hail her a cab, which she didn’t take lightly. She was so out of it, she thought he was trying to grope her, which led her to head-butt the guy. Well now he’s pissed and it looks like Amy is risking arrest.

A Metropolitan police spokesperson said, “Police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23. A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

But it doesn’t end there. When the junkie trainwreck got home she realized she had lost her keys (of course) and had to have friends help her break in through the garage. So now everyone knows her house is easy to get into. Heh.

Oh, Amy.

It’s not even sad anymore. It’s just disgusting. Junkies are pathetic beings. And to think she was voted top ROLEMODEL in the UK by British teens. Yikes.

Amy is going to die, folks. Yeah, I’m saying it. Look at her. Look at how much she has changed in the past two years. Her body is wasting away, her face is caving in. One of these days a fix is going to result in a dirt nap. It won’t be long.

Tick tock, tick tock…

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