Elizabeth Hurley boobies (UMC)

Brooke Hogan’s wet ass (DSF)

Joss Stone barefoot for you foot freaks (BST)

Jamie Lynn Spears is afraid to give birth (HM)

This is disturbing (CR)

Dita Von Teese avoids the sun (BS)

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had dinner (CK)

Carmen Electra has a new stripper game for Wii (HBW)

Lauren Conrad Absolut 100 party (UMC)

Pamela Anderson has hard nips for PETA (PB)

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes aren’t so tight these days (CW)

Tom Cruise returns to Oprah (HB)

Claire Danes is the new Gucci girl (DS)

All today’s gossip (WS)