Brooke Hogan teeny bikini and fat rolls (BST)

Geri Halliwell promotes her new book (UMC)

Kim Curd-Fat-Ass-ian gets in a fight (DSF)

Chris Crocker scrawls F*CK PEREZ on his bird chest and prances around Hollywood (CP)

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay review (ABH)

Daisy Fuentes topless in France (TB)

Amy Winehouse is coming to America this summer (HB)

Neil Diamond’s rooftop surprise (PB)

Miley Cyrus in 2010 (PTO)

Hulk Hogan rubs tanning lotion between his daughter’s thighs (ND)

Janet Jackson showing some boob (DS)

John Travolta looks gay with his handlebar mustache (WB)

Is Mariah Carey engaged? (GS)

People are actually buying Heidi Montag’s rags (CK)

Molly Sims hot (UMC)

Today’s gossip headlines (WS)