Somehow The Hills sluts managed to make the cover of Rolling Stone (BST)

Jenny McCarthy…Meeeooooow (UMC)

Jeremy Piven and his hot slut (DSF)

Listen to Scarlett Johannson’s new shit song, trust, the entire album is awful (Y!)

Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens did it (BS)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a doiley (A!)

Bar Refaeli in Russian Elle (DH)

Probably another publicity stunt for that crap show, DWTS (POP)

Bitney SPears is acting up again (D3)

Rumer Willis, at least she looks better than usual (WB)

Hilary Duff won’t judge Miley Cyrus (GB)

Angelina Jolie’s baby bump is getting huge! (EB)

Amy Smart with black tape over her nipples (TB)

Jim Carrey is a very convincing gay (CWS)

The Hills updates (IBBB)

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The last three winners of the Skater Socks contest are:

Michelle R. from Riverside, CA

Alicia F. from Yardley, PA

Amanda M. from Bellingham, WA

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On a serious note: What a crazy day. A neighbor of mine, a 93 year-old woman, was found deceased in a pond in her backyard after two days of Search & Rescue, police, neighbors and family looking for her. It’s been really intense. It’s just so terrible that it ended on a sad, sad note. But it’s so great that communities really come together when needed. Rest in peace, Mildred.