People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.
A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.
Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish
Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,
“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”
“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”
Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?
April 30th, 2008 at 7:27 am
omg so true i heard this so i texted paris its confermed check out my blog bitches!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Spicy, my love, I know you’re smart ‘n all that, but does Benji’s wang have it’s own religious locale? I believe the word is “perish” nor “parish”, although I know some priests that don’t have a prob with peen and parish.;-)
Dude must look down at his little buddy and think, damn, you have low standards.
April 30th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Unless, of course, the spelling of “parish” is a play on Paris’ horrendous moniker. In that case, nevermind. (tm Gilda Radnor on SNL when it was actually good)
April 30th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Gah! Thanks.
I knew, that, really..lol.
April 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Wouldn’t this song go to the melody used in the Valtrex commercials?