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What Would Jesus Link?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Somehow The Hills sluts managed to make the cover of Rolling Stone (BST)

Jenny McCarthy…Meeeooooow (UMC)

Jeremy Piven and his hot slut (DSF)

Listen to Scarlett Johannson’s new shit song, trust, the entire album is awful (Y!)

Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens did it (BS)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears a doiley (A!)

Bar Refaeli in Russian Elle (DH)

Probably another publicity stunt for that crap show, DWTS (POP)

Bitney SPears is acting up again (D3)

Rumer Willis, at least she looks better than usual (WB)

Hilary Duff won’t judge Miley Cyrus (GB)

Angelina Jolie’s baby bump is getting huge! (EB)

Amy Smart with black tape over her nipples (TB)

Jim Carrey is a very convincing gay (CWS)

The Hills updates (IBBB)

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The last three winners of the Skater Socks contest are:

Michelle R. from Riverside, CA

Alicia F. from Yardley, PA

Amanda M. from Bellingham, WA

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On a serious note: What a crazy day. A neighbor of mine, a 93 year-old woman, was found deceased in a pond in her backyard after two days of Search & Rescue, police, neighbors and family looking for her. It’s been really intense. It’s just so terrible that it ended on a sad, sad note. But it’s so great that communities really come together when needed. Rest in peace, Mildred.

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CSI’s Gary Dourdan Busted With LOTS of Drugs!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Gary Dourdan was busted by Palm Springs police officers when they found him sleeping in his car at 5:21am yesterday morning.

Police say the actor had heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs on him. Geeze dude, how high do you need to be? Holy hell, that’s enough to take down Jason Davis an elephant!

Dourdan was promptly taken to jail where he posted his $5000 bail and was released.

Hope it was worth it, moron. Say goodbye to your career!

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Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Jimi Hendrix, the iconic rock ‘n roll guitarist, will be seen in a new role – as an adult film star – in “Jimi Hendrix The Sex Tape” to be released online today.

It will be available in stores across the country a week later on Tuesday, May 6th.

Vivid obtained the footage from a collector of rock ‘n roll memorabilia. It was shot about 40 years ago in a hotel room as Hendrix had an erotic liaison with two slender brunettes. When the footage starts, Hendrix appears mellow while on the receiving end of bi-racial lovemaking from the two girls. In contrast, his enthusiasm to give back pleasure appears to be boundless.

The DVD is a sexual documentary that gives insight on the uninhibited rock ‘n roll scene of the Sixties. The company consulted with several experts to authenticate the footage and the movie features commentary by two of the experts that Vivid brought in: Pamela Des Barres, author of “I’m with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie” and other books, who teams up with Cynthia Plaster Caster, famous for creating plaster molds of the penises of rock stars, including that of Hendrix. We learn more about the sexual side of Hendrix’ music through the commentary from both women who knew him personally.

“This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star. He could clearly play more than just his guitar,” said Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch. It’s easy to see that he turned women on with his music and his passion.”

As consultants, the first job of Des Barres and Plaster Caster was to confirm that it is actually Hendrix portrayed in the 8 mm footage. “No doubt about it,” says Plaster Caster. “That’s Jimi Hendrix’ d*ck and I should know.” She then relates how she was invited to Hendrix’ hotel room on February 25, 1968, where she made a plaster mold of his penis which she compares to Jimi’s on film.

Plaster Caster says Hendrix had an orgasm while in her cast for the mold, which she numbered #0004 and called the “Penis de Milo.” “It was a magical process that only lasted a half hour,” she recalls. In the Vivid DVD she also reveals that on the night she cast Hendrix’ penis she also had sex with musician Noel Redding, bassist for The Jimi Hendrix Experience band.

Des Barres says in her commentary: “Hendrix liked to be filmed having sex. He’s the ultimate adult film movie star. I understand why everyone wanted to sleep with the guy. He played like an all-encompassing rock orgasm. He reeked of sex. You wanted to strip to keep up with him when he played ‘Foxy Lady.’”

Des Barres and Plaster Caster talk extensively about Hendrix and his influence on the Sixties. “It was a time of exploring bodies, music, drugs, of the coming together of like-minded souls who thought they would change the world,” says Des Barres. She and Plaster Caster were both among the “top groupies” invited to all of the major musical events.

“The footage proves,” says Des Barres, “that Hendrix was fabulous in bed and really wanted to please his partner.”

Check it out at www.hendrixsextape.com.

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Sausage Links

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Brooke Hogan teeny bikini and fat rolls (BST)

Geri Halliwell promotes her new book (UMC)

Kim Curd-Fat-Ass-ian gets in a fight (DSF)

Chris Crocker scrawls F*CK PEREZ on his bird chest and prances around Hollywood (CP)

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay review (ABH)

Daisy Fuentes topless in France (TB)

Amy Winehouse is coming to America this summer (HB)

Neil Diamond’s rooftop surprise (PB)

Miley Cyrus in 2010 (PTO)

Hulk Hogan rubs tanning lotion between his daughter’s thighs (ND)

Janet Jackson showing some boob (DS)

John Travolta looks gay with his handlebar mustache (WB)

Is Mariah Carey engaged? (GS)

People are actually buying Heidi Montag’s rags (CK)

Molly Sims hot (UMC)

Today’s gossip headlines (WS)

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Stephen Colbert’s Advice to Miley Cyrus

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

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Well, She IS a Gay Icon..

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Cher told Oprah Winfrey that when she was 39 and Tom Cruise was 23, they hooked up.

Cher, now 61, says that if it wouldn’t have been for their hectic work schedules they may have had a “great big romance.” She adds, “I was crazy about him.”

The couple reportedly met at a White House fund raising event in the mid 80s.

“He was shy,” she told Oprah. “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”

The audience particularly loved it when Cher spoke of a night they spent together.

Cruise dumped Cher a couple months later for another older woman, Mimi Rogers, who was six years older than him. Tom and Mimi married but split three years later.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Kim Cattrall

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

“I never expected to be paid what Sarah was being paid. But I felt that the offer was not worthy of what the three of us had contributed. And I spoke up about it. I feel like I stuck my neck out. I fought. I don’t ever want to be on a set where I feel undervalued.”

- Kim Cattrall defends herself for holding out for more money before agreeing to shoot the new Sex and the City movie.

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Iman Toots Her Own Horn

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Former supermodel Iman has hit out at Heidi Klum saying that she has far more experience in the fashion industry, therefore she is more qualified to host ‘Project Runway‘.

Iman hosts the Canadian version of the show while Klum runs the American television series. Obviously Iman believes her toes have been stepped on and she feels the need to tell the world how fabulous she once was.

“Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I’m not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers, I mean, I’ve worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St Laurent – he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler… I could go on and on.”

Please don’t..

I love it. “I’m not belittling her…BUT..” You know as soon as someone says the word ‘but’, it completely negates everything they said prior to that. Iman would have been better off keeping her mouth shut, she came across as being resentful and egotistic.

Oh, those lovely traits that make Hollywood go around..

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Scott Weiland Sentenced to 8 Days Jail

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Scott Weiland, 40, has been sentenced to eight days in jail for his November DUI arrest.

He was represented by his attorney in court who entered a no contest plea.

Weiland was also ordered to attend and complete an 18-month alcohol education class and must shell out $2000 in fines. He must serve serve his jail time before May 28.

The former Velvet Revolver frontman is no stranger to the law. He was convicted of DUI in 2003, has prior domestic disputes and has numerous drug related charges on his record.

Earlier this month his bandmates announced they had decided to kick the singer out of the group as his behavior had become ‘increasingly erratic’. (A.K.A. he’s been using again..)

Weiland has since reunited with the band that originally shot him to stardom, Stone Temple Pilots.

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