John Mayer can be such a dork. Right now he’s obsessed with his hair and anytime reporters speak with him he changes the subject to his new, feathered, 80s haircut.

From People magazine,

“I want everyone who reads People magazine to know how important this haircut is. It’s important because it draws people together. Feel it. Run your fingers through my hair, and tell me what it feels like.”

And hair was the only topic on Mayer’s mind, having brushed off questions about his Miami weekend with Jennifer Aniston, saying, “Forget about blogs.” Instead, Mayer took this reporter’s hand and insisted that she run her fingers through his hair again — and again.

“Run your fingers through it all the way and describe what it feels like,” he said, before demanding, “Now, write a haiku about what my hair feels like.” It couldn’t be done on the spot. “That’s the thing,” he said. “No one can do it,” before climbing into the front seat of his car and driving away.

So of course now readers are writing Haiku’s about John’s new ‘do. Me included. They are kinda fun to read, but it’s obvious some people have no idea what a Haiku is. Go ahead, write your own. Yours might get featured on People magazine.

Silken layered locks

His haircut’s a wonderland

Bringing 80s back