Megan Fox topless (BST)

Kellie Pickler is stacked (UMC)

Those UK Big Brother bitches are hookers! (HM)

Lindsay Lohan just can’t get a break…thank goodness (Y!)

Are we sure this bitch isn’t a Kardashian? (EB)

Tila Tequila looks like a Gremlin (WB)

Heath Ledger’s daughter looks a lot like him (POP)

Both Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth are in for 90210 (AW)

China had a massive 7.8 earthquake (BS)

Brad Pitt’s cryptic tattoo (CW)

Suge Knight got knocked the funk out (GH)

Ashton Kutcher likes to pee with his dogs (GS)

OJ admitted to killing Nicole (D3)

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt could make a photo-op out of any event (GB)