Hey Smackaholics! It’s Friday, hooray!

Looks like I am not going to have time to post today, we are hosting a party here tonight and I have lots to do. So…check my link dump below for some great sites. I will get some posting done this weekend so check back, bitches!

I can’t resist posting a brief note about what’s going on in Hollywood today so here it goes..

• TMZ is reporting that Ellen and Portia are getting hitched! Since the state of California struck down the law banning gay marriage, the couple are anxious to tie the knot. Watch today’s Ellen for the official announcement!

• Yes, people are still talking about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson breaking up. Tony apparently couldn’t deal with Papa Joe or the crazy media surrounding their relationship. Even though the couple are split up, it’s being reported that he still plans on accompanying Jess to Ashlee’s wedding this weekend. Awkward. Gawd, no wonder Jessica has been hitting the bottle! She keeps getting dumped since dumping her husband. Bitch thought she was going to find someone better and as she is probably learning, she had it pretty good with Nick.

• Dina and Ali Lohan talk with Extra! and try to convince us that they are a normal family, that Dina is a great mother and that she is NOT pimping out her children. The interview is totally boring, with Dina and Ali answering questions just like you would expect, blah, blah, blah. But when AJ Calloway asks Dina about Lindsay’s cameo in the new N.E.R.D. video, “Everybody Nose”, a song about cocaine use, things get a little heated. Dina’s bitch publicist loses it.

• Paris Hilton says Benji Madden wants to marry her. This bitch will milk the wedding before she is even engaged!

• Brad and Angelina are in Cannes and they are of course looking ultra fabulous. Angelina, who is preggers with twins, is as big as a house but looks amazing, still.