Man-faced bitches! (BST)

I think Amy Winehouse’s face is rotting off! (DSF)

Dita Von Teese has cleavage up to her neck (UMC)

Kimberly Stewart and Jude Law are doing the SUPER nasty! (Y!)

A living Miss Piggy! (DL)

Not everyone wants to see Lily Allen’s funbags! (HM)

Whitney Port nip slip (FM)

Jessica Simpson might not be utterly boring (ABH)

Susanna Hoff from the Bangles, what does she look like now? (CR)

Owen Wilson bangs his sorrows away (POP)

For those who are bulimic, check this before your next trip to the bathroom (DL)

More of Angelina Jolie and the unborn twins at Cannes (CWS)

Your very own stripper pole (BS)

Sex and the City game, snoop in Carrie’s computer, maybe win an exclusive poster (STC)