Bill Murray and his wife of 10+ years, Jennifer Butler Murray, are divorcing and it looks like it is going to get nasty, folks.

Jennifer is alleging that she was physically abused on more than one occasion and also accuses the funnyman of “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

She is requesting a restraining order against Murray, barring him from her Sullivan’s Island home (which she moved into in 2006 due to the issues she is citing). She states in court documents that her husband punched her in the face and told her she was ‘lucky he didn’t kill her.’

They also have a prenup..

It stipulates that if either spouse files for divorce, both parties retain all of their separate property, waive any right to alimony or support and maintain responsibilities for their children.If the marriage is dissolved and the 23-page premarital agreement is made a part of the order, Bill Murray agrees to pay Jennifer Murray $7 million, according to a copy of the agreement accompanying the complaint.

The couple have 4 children, all under the age of 18.

Hulk Hogan is all set to rescue his little boy after the spoiled sh*t gets out of jail.

You see, the Hogans are doing everything in their power to restore the family’s reputation, especially Nick’s. And they are doing it the only way they know how – with a new reality show, of course!

It seems daddy Hulk is working on a show starring his assh*le son that’s sole purpose is to create the impression that Nick is a changed man. Yeah, f*ck remorse! Let’s figure out a way to pretend like you’re a good guy!

In the video below, TMZ obtained a recorded phone call between Nick and Hulk that you have to take a listen to. You hear Nick tell his dad the basis of the show,

“It’ll be real-ality – how I’m recovering after this – celebrity outta jail.”

-Nick Hogan

Oh no he didn’t! How he is recovering? What about John?!

(Update: This is what John looks like today.  If you didn’t already hate Nick enough, you will now.)

Hulk talks about producing the show and promises not to screw Nick over money-wise. He even tells Nick he will make him the owner of the show. Hulk suggests the title, “The New Nick”. Nick sounds anxious to start work the minute he steps out of the clink. Which isn’t surprising as he has a lot of cleanup work to do.

This family will stop at nothing! Sadly, Nick hasn’t learned a damn thing from all of this, thanks to his father, who refuses to teach him the rights and wrongs in life. Unfortunately jail can’t do that for him.

Hulk’s Reality Conspiracy

[Video courtesy of TMZ]

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for her incident on a British Airways flight last month.

Campbell threw a fit after learning her luggage would not make the same flight that she was on so she screamed and cursed at staff, spit on a responding officer and caused the flight to be delayed for an hour and a half. Sheesh, I would hope the bitch is getting prosecuted!

She is being charged with three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behavior to cabin crew. She is to appear in court on June 20th. If convicted she faces up to six months in prison and a hefty fine.

Her attorney released the following statement:

“Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offenses. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously.”

This is only one of the numerous abusive incidents involving Campbell, whom I would guess still has a raging cocaine problem. DUH!

Last year she was ordered to mop floors in a warehouse for five days after hitting an assistant with her cell phone. Afterwards, she claimed the punishment had changed her and that she had given up coke. She said, “I’m not proud of what I did, but it’s something I definitely learned from. Now I have to get on with my life, keep working on my problems and go to meetings every day.”

Talking out her ass, saying what the media wants to hear. We know how sincere she was. Look at her now.

I still doubt she’ll do any time, but my fingers are crossed.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have taken to the internet to officially announce Ashley’s pregnancy.

Pete wrote on his site, friendsorenemies.com:

“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”

– Pete and Ashlee Wentz

Lindsay Lohan at D&G party (UMC)

Mel B bikini butt (DSF)

Now that’s a farmer’s tan!! (DL)

Woody Harrelson to starve himself for 40 days! (HM)

Mariah Carey thinks she is adorable (POP)

Porn star Mary Carey looks so much better without those stringy extensions (BST)

Jennifer Hudson is stacked (A!)

Proof that musicians should not design furniture (CK)

Iron lung survivor dies (BS)

Kid Rock is done with Hollywood relationships (GB)

• Harrison Ford, 65, and Calista Flockhart, 43, might be getting hitched this summer. The couple, who have been dating for the past 6 years, plan on having a casual, small wedding. A source told the National Enquirer, “He said he’d marry Calista as soon as he’s finished with the promotional work for the new Indiana Jones movie, and Calista is holding him to his promise.”

• Ashlee Simpson has announced that she will indeed legally change her name to Ashlee Wentz after marrying Pete. But professionally it will be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. She says, “I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.”

• Gary Dourdan has plead guilty to two of the felony drug charges – possession of cocaine and ecstasy – against him. Another charge for heroin possession was dropped. Dourdan won’t have to serve any jail time as long as he enrolls in a treatment program by June 11th. TMZ reports that he has already done this. The class meets once a week for 30 weeks.

• Country singer Chris Cagle and girlfriend were arrested early this morning for domestic dispute. The couple were drinking at a local tavern when they started fighting. Once they got home it got ugly, with the girlfriend hitting him with an umbrella and Cagle hitting her with a purse. Police responded at 4:40am, taking both to jail.

• Who knew John Lydon (a.k.a. Johnny Rotten) had a heart? Lydon claims he would love nothing more than to write a song for Britney Spears to help her turn her personal and professional lives around. The punk pioneer says, “I haven’t written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I’d like to help out because there’s a girl who needs some help. She’s been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music.”

• Madonna’s adoption is finally official. After a year and a half, a Malawi judge finally approved the adoption of David Banda to Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie. Madge’s lawyer Alan Chinula stated, “We are very happy with what the judge has ruled. Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy. It’s all over, thank God. It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi’s adoption laws.”

We knew it wouldn’t last because George Clooney isn’t exactly the marrying kind.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Clooney, 47, dumped his girlfriend of the past year, Sarah Larson, 29.

A friend of Sarah’s dished that the actor moved out of his home temporarily to allow Sarah to gather her belongings and hoof it outta there.

A source said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Clooney’s publicist won’t comment on the matter.. but what is there to doubt?

Ooohh! I wonder when her book will be out! Dish it girl…dish it!!

Some dumb bitches will complain about anything (DL)

Ashley Olsen at the Sex and the City NY premiere (BST)

Nicole Kidman says Tom Cruise is turning their kids against her (HM)

Hilary Clinton appeals to party sluts! (DSF)

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong caught porking in bathroom at Cannes (Y!)

Jason Lewis dishes on stinky ex – possibly Aniston? (ABH)

Biggest Loser host Caroline Rhea is having a baby (PT)

Slutty photoshoot in Loaded magazine (UMC)

Hilary Duff’s boobies look bigger these days (CR)

R. Kelly’s case isn’t going well (TB)

Kirsten Dunst denies she went to rehab for drugs/alcohol (WMB)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s nanny tells all (PB)

Posh loves Pink Taco (DL)

Mario Lopez gets a boob in his face (DSF)

Personally, I can’t stand Jessica Simpson’s voice, so it doesn’t matter what she sings, I don’t like it.

That goes for Ashlee too.

However, I think that country is a good career move on Jessica’s part, she’s got that Southern Belle thing going on. It’s her only shot at really making it in the music industry because if this fails she’ll have to go back to the bubbly mainstream crap she has been doing all along.

Also it seems that she and Tony Romo are back on – but this time Papa Joe isn’t calling the shots.

Tony didn’t like how Joe meddled in he and Jessica’s business constantly so he laid down the law. He agreed to attend Ashlee’s wedding and give it another shot with Jessica, but only if Joe backed off. A sure sign that it won’t work out in the long run, because really, how long do you think Joe will be able to stay away?

Exactly.