Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her huge fake titties and her hairless vagina, called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore for wearing a shirt that said, “Real Girls Eat Meat,” last week.

Anderson, who is a strong supporter of PETA made the comments on Australian radio. She also said that Jessica, “. .was not referring to actual, you know, cows and chickens. I think she was referring to men.”

Of course, that’s just how Pammy thinks. Actually, more like, “Real Girls Screw Guys Who They Lost a Bet To - Then They Marry Them!”

So shut your pie-hole (the small one), Pam. You don’t have a leg to stand on when calling someone a whore.

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Pam’s Whore-ifying Attack on Jessica Simpson (TMZ Exclusive)

Britney Spears upskirt shows her hairy ass! (DSF)

Kat Von D shows off her regrettable tats (BST)

Britney Spears’ Uggs are ripe with disease (CR)

Courtney Love is nuts and I love it! (CWS)

Pics of Juliette Lewis celebrating her 35th birthday (WB)

Whose ass? (ABH)

A very, very overpriced cheap hooker (BB)

Amy Winehouse goes back to the clinic (PB)

Keira Knightley’s Wizard of Oz photo shoot (HBW)

Alanis Morrisette on the Howard Stern show (DSF)

Nicole Richie and the Madden boys without Paris (CP)

Which American Idol former contestant is knocked up? (EBG)

I’m sorry, but Sienna Miller is a total slut! (AW)

Pete Doherty to pen a tell-all about relationship with Kate Moss (DS)

Super gay fashion (A!)

Everything about Amy Winehouse at Glastonbury (BBB)

Charlize Theron admits she sometimes doesn’t shower for a week (GB)

Jennifer Aniston is John Mayer’s biggest groupie (BS)

Affleck and Damon double date (GW)

Eva Longoria sits firmly on a fire hydrant (TB)

• Did Anne Hathaway turn her slimy ex-boyfriend into the FBI before breaking up with him? Raffaello Follieri has a sneaking suspicion that is the case. Hathaway broke up with the con man shortly before his arrest for screwing investors out of millions of dollars. A friend says, “It makes sense. She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up. I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting [him] until she was out of the country.” Follieri claimed to work for the Vatican as the chief financial officer. He was able to purchase properties owned by the Catholic church at huge discounts. He faces up to 20 years in federal prison if convicted and is being held on $21 million bail.

• DMX has been arrested in Miami, Florida for the second time in a week. This time he was busted trying to buy $45 worth of cocaine and marijuana from an undercover officer who was taking part in a sting operation last Friday. He is currently being detained at Miami-Dade County jail. The rapper was also arrested the previous Monday (June 23) for driving without a valid license. He was later released on bail. The falling star’s legal troubles are stacking up against him. He was arrested in January for doing 114-mph on a freeway in Arizona, and in May he was charged with suspected drug possession and animal cruelty after raids on his Arizona home found evidence of both. DMX = Dumb Mutha X-er!

• Are Rosie O’Donell and wife Kelli Carpenter splitting up? The New York Post’s Cindy Adams is reporting that might be true. The couple were married on February 26th, 2004 in San Fransisco, adamantly defying George W. Bush’s stance on gay marriage. Rosie said after being married, “We were both inspired to come here after the sitting president made the vile and hateful comments he made. One thought ran through my mind on the plane out here - with liberty and justice for all.”  The couple have four children together. UPDATE: O’Donnell’s rep has laughed off the rumor saying, “Rosie thinks that Cindy Adams is a lesbian but she doesn’t know it yet . . She’s going to leave Kelli for Cindy Adams.”

Madonna and husband of seven years Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce, right?

No so, says Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton.

“There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce,” she said.

Rumors have been spreading like wildfire about the couple. It’s been reported that Madge met with super high powered attorney Fiona Shackleton last week, and she was spotted out without her wedding ring this weekend.

Lady Leighton says she wanted to set the record straight because all the media speculation has “pained her”.

“They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.”

She added that Guy was on his way to New York to spend time with his wife. Guy was indeed photographed at the airport in London on his way to New York, but he too, had no ring.

A. Simply mix his name up with that of the number one hunted terrorist in the world!

Talk about embarrassing!  Do you think that guy still has a job? By the look on Obama’s face, I doubt it.  By the way, Matt Lauer almost did the same thing this morning on The Today Show! (One minute into the video.)

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Heidi Montag is threatening to put out another album, but this time in a different genre.

‘The Hills’ actress wants to record a Christian album.

Montag, 21, describes herself as a non-denominational Baptist who reads the Bible often.

Before becoming attention-whore-extraordinaire, she considered becoming a missionary in Africa. In fact, she and Spencer have plans to go there in August to “feed children and help build things.”

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” she said.

I hope that Heidi and Spencer are really going there to help and not just for some much needed attention from the press- their reason for doing pretty much everything else in life.

You can’t help but wonder if the camera crew will be tagging along . .