George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass - so to speak.
Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.
Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party - the same casino she worked in only a year ago.
She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!
One of Sarah’s friends dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.
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Whoa! Sudden break up? Rug pulled out from under her? Doesn’t deserve this? He’s a dick? Um, NO. He’s said all along he wasn’t marrying her, his cousin Miquel Ferrar spoke publicly, which he never does, saying he wasn’t marrying her. Clooney’s attorney and his PR person said he wasn’t marrying her. She was roaming around, talking big, acting like she was actually something other than a paid companion and he fired her ass.
Wasn’t she the one who said “if your man doesn’t support your career (the modeling jobs she got because of him) you have to kick him to the curb. Big talk from a women who was a cheaply paid escort for low rent gamblers. She was lucky he stuck around for as long as he did. I think she would have been gone in a couple of months, were it not for the accident. - that extended a painful situation. She’s obviously not to bright.
Not to worry, she claims to make $1000 a night slinging drinks. And puss. Don’t feel sorry for her, she’s back in business.
I never said she didn’t deserve it. Honestly, anyone could have told her it wasn’t going to work out. I just think the WAY he did it was shitty.
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OMG next you’ll tell me he’s a liberal!
Whaaaaat? What way? Please pack and leave it’s over? I’ll be in Mexico with my friends. please be gone when I get back? That’s pretty nice if you ask me. I imagine most of the good silver went with her as a parting gift, however. Word has it she’s a very spiteful girl, with very big ambitions for being famous, and rich. Whoever happens to be on top is of little consequence to her. She’s pissed at herself for not having someone in the reserve pen, believe that she is working all the contacts she made while she was with GC. He’s no worse than most men, he just wanted her gone, and did the kindest way possible. He could have hired movers and just sent her shit back to Las Vegas making her feel the cheap whore she is. He didn’t do that. Of the two of them she took away way more from the relationship. She’s not done with him by a long shot. And he knows she’s not going to go away quietly.