Thank gawd I am not famous.
I could not stand to have paparazzi around me like Lindsay Lohan has in this video. I think I would lose it! I’d seriously have to come out swinging nunchucks or a heavy ball and chain and shit. I kid not, there would be blood!
It’s not like she can’t move away and lead a decent life.
I would have been arrested for assault and battery (spelling?) a loooong time ago those fucking vultures