Paris Hilton might be only in a towel, but I can’t stop staring at those f@*&ing feet! (DSF)

Now that’s a cool advertisement! (ABH)

Inside Nick Hogan’s jail cell (CK)

Hayden Panettiere shops in LA (UMC)

Be a MySpace hacker! (DH)

This little shit deserves a nice belt spanking! (LBS)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden to have a $2M - 3 day long wedding? (PB)

Chace Crawford sucks on a Bud bottle and is not gay (TB)

Denise Richards is a pathetic twat who is SO NOT over Charlie (Y!)

Maxim’s Hometown Hottie Leticia Cline (WND)

Mischa Barton’s legs look huge! (ND)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson performing household duties (DS)

Anne Hathaway is NOT hot (UMC)

Rumer Willis does look pretty good actually (POP)

Spencer and Heidi ruin Disneyland (RAG)

Alicia Keys and her large fry thighs (DSF)

Gwyneth Paltrow does Bazaar (BB)

Find out what was cut out of the Sex and the City film (EB)

It’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! (IBBB)

Mel B is boobalicious! (GB)

Papa Joe is still pissing off Tony Romo (HB)

Marissa Miller boobies (UMC)

Queen Latifah in a bathing suit (DSF)