“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.”
- Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to know how to cook.
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10 Smack Talkers to “Celebrity Quote of the Day - Kate Beckinsale”
Nastiest boob job, with stretchmarks ever! Jesus, what the hell is she talking about cooking for? She’s a 3rd rate actress who only talks about sex, and nobody cares. God, go back to England with you new chompers and boobies. Leave the rest of us alone, you are NOT a sex symbol lady.
I think it’s great that woman isn’t afraid to be herself. She’s just tastefully flawed, like the rest of us. Nobody’s perfect. Although it wouldn’t hurt to use some smoothing cream and drink Purple.
IMHO: looks like photoshop — her boobs never looked so rigid, and those aren’t even the beginning of believable ’stretch marks.’ These are some dude’s idea of what he thinks stretch marks might look like if he had to describe them to a friend.
At the very least, I’d wager that ‘Kate’s” head/hair have been pasted onto the body in the photo.
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wtf is wrong with her tits? Cover that nasty shit up and shut your mouth.
Nastiest boob job, with stretchmarks ever! Jesus, what the hell is she talking about cooking for? She’s a 3rd rate actress who only talks about sex, and nobody cares. God, go back to England with you new chompers and boobies. Leave the rest of us alone, you are NOT a sex symbol lady.
God, her boobs are gross. Who would want to F**K her anyway ?! Jesus, cover up, fix your make-up and go back across the “pond”. No talent skank !
Check out the boob stretch marks!! She needs to cover those up!
I think it’s great that woman isn’t afraid to be herself. She’s just tastefully flawed, like the rest of us. Nobody’s perfect. Although it wouldn’t hurt to use some smoothing cream and drink Purple.
hmmmm, nice dress
IMHO: looks like photoshop — her boobs never looked so rigid, and those aren’t even the beginning of believable ’stretch marks.’ These are some dude’s idea of what he thinks stretch marks might look like if he had to describe them to a friend.
At the very least, I’d wager that ‘Kate’s” head/hair have been pasted onto the body in the photo.
- K*
Not photoshopped! You can find many pics of her that night online if you look. The stretch marks are REAL.
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