“I have to thank Burger King. It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen.”
- Robert Downey Jr. says in 2003 he was driving a car filled with “tons of f**king dope” when he stopped at the restaurant. Something about the experience made him throw all of the drugs he had into the Pacific Ocean and decide to clean up his life.
The executives at Burger King did high five’s when the read that. It’s funny, and I am sure he didn’t mean to diss them but wow, he sure did. All that rehab and jail, and all it took was a shitty burger. Kudos to Burger King, I guess.
Hah, take that $25,000 a week rehab center. Beaten by a $3.00 dollar hamburger. What was in that burger that scared him so much?
[...] Robert Downey Jr. credits Burger King with keeping him sober. [CS] [...]
What? No Fries?