Amy Winehouse better hold on to her money, because really folks, how much longer will people pay to see the junkie trainwreck perform half-assed shows?

In the meantime, Amy is still a hot commodity.

Russian billionaire, Roman Abramavich, offered Crackhouse a whopping $2 million to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery in Moscow on Thursday.

Winehouse, who can use the cash, has been spending tons of dough on paying inmates to look after her Blake-Incarcerated. And of course, smack.

Amy flew from London to Moscow and when they landed Amy was a mess. Winehouse’s performance was scheduled for 10:30pm but was two hours late as people behind the scenes tried to sober her up enough to sing for the crowd.

When she emerged she walked down a red carpet lined with red lights. The NY Post described the runway as “guiding her like a damaged aircraft down a runway.” Heh.

As she performed she chain smoked, at one point hurling her lighter into the crowd, she was unsteady on her feet and her short dress revealed to some unlucky guests that she wasn’t wearing panties.

A source said, “I heard that her singing was a little sloppy But she still put on a terrific show.”

More like a freak show.

**** UPDATE: ****
Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized after fainting today.

A spokesperson said, “Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.”

Doctors are unsure? My ass! Maybe because it’s from shooting up, snorting, swallowing, smoking and drinking everything in sight for the past few years! GAH!

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