Shauna Sand is one desperate looking hooker slut! (DSF)

Porn star Sunny Leone and her tig ol’ bitties (BST)

Anne Hathaway needs a rebound pound (ND)

Britney Spears attempted suicide TWICE (Y!)

Hot. Babe. Ass. (DH)

OMG, Keira Knightley really looks like shit! (WB)

Someone actually gets paid to adjust Jeremy Piven’s wig (CR)

Pete Doherty in a bathtub! (ABH)

Jodie Foster lashes out at photographer (BSH)

Jamie Lee Curtis loves the F word (PB)

Karina Smirnoff gets pissed when asked about Mario Lopez cheating (DSF)

Joan Rivers kicked of UK TV after dropping F-bomb (POP)

Rachel Bilson in a hot little number (DS)

Lindsay Lohan pulls out of the Emmy’s (TB)

Michelle Obama on The View (BB)

Check out the big dickhead driving around LA (EB)

Daddy Spears to sell Britney’s home (HBW)

Tara Reid is aging quickly (BST)

Kate Hudson is banging Lance Armstrong, not testicle strong (DSF)

The Harriet Carter sex mask! (IBBB)

Spencer and Heidi suck up to Ed Hardy (RAG)

Clay Aiken looks like a young Danny Bonaduce! (BS)