Karolina Kurkova is Fat?



You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?

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  • http://www.jensjuice.com jen

    Well put. I mean give me a break. How many of the girls who will wear this bathing suit in real life will eve look as good as her? Its nice to see a girl with a little “back fat” walk down the runway.

  • anon69

    I would say that the majority of the problem is with the cut and fit of that bikini bottom.

  • akane

    it’s nice to see a real person on the catwalk every once in a while!
    She’s not fat, she’s normal – just not thick thin as the fashion world wants everybody to be…

  • Miss Kitty

    It’s a shame they haven’t made an issue of how hideous that bikini is. Awful cut, awful color combination.

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  • Tonya

    Yeah, the bottom is too small, that’s all. Otherwise I think she looks great.

  • Walkman

    Obviously SOMEONE didn’t think she was “unfit” to walk the runway. Otherwise they wouldn’t have insisted she wear that.

  • escapée

    i’ve got more cellulite and a bigger ass than this girl and i don’t even consider myself fat. and yes, straight guys on other blogs are calling her fat while they wouldn’t have a chance in hell to bang her if she stood next to them and it was a matter of life and death

  • goomie

    um…the bikini looks like a napkin, just terrible. She is strutting for starters…it’s her job. Swing your arms and hips like she is and if a flesh roll doesn’t appear then you are too skinny. She is built great for Gods sake. It ‘s not like she is a model for anorexia weekly. She has a real body and all the hollyweird sticks should follow her lead i.e…nicole..mary kate…terry hatcher…kate…on and on.

  • aj

    i think everyone is being too hard on her…although, her butt does look weird. maybe it’s time for some squats.

  • alyssa

    First of all, I can’t believe Karolina is only 24! She must’ve started modeling at 14 years old! My gosh, no wonder she looks like she’s gained some weight–she’s a natural woman, not a girl, anymore! Eff the person who thought it necessary to call attention to this in a negative manner. Why not just support the fact that a woman’s body is beautiful, and an anorexic’s body is sick. Even better idea, why not make more sexy clothes that flatter a woman’s body, and not just sized to fit the too-grown up teenagers wearing them?

  • raica

    She is not fat SHE IS A CALL VERYYYYYYYY FATTTTTTTT OW MY GOD!!!!

  • Alison

    Impossibly skinny women are lauded as beautiful and perfect and sexy but I can never figure out what’s so appealing about a bag of bones. Maybe these days, for a women, being “fat” is akin to being unchaste, or something like that. Fat is the new unchaste…

  • LADY

    i do think she is fat to be a super model!!! common is not that i think anorexia is fine but look at her ass and back… shes a model, she should take more care of her body. although is always nice to see taht not even supermodel are perfect, they have cellulite just like the rest of us humans.

  • http://www.devilishsouthernbelle.net Devilish Southern Belle

    I personally think she looks great. I’d kill to look like that!

  • iliketurtles

    She said she wanted to have some tits for a while.












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