Hannah Montana penis candy! (DL)

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas in a bikini (DSF)

I think I love Tim McGraw! (Y!)

OMG, I didn’t even recognize Lori Petty! (WB)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s stoned cross-eyed face (CR)

Love me some Beastie Boys (ABH)

Larry King doesn’t know who Christina Aguilera is (DSF)

Nicole Richie lands a spot on Chuck’ (CWS)

John Mayer to retire? (DS)

This is the girl in the mini-me sex tape (DL)

The girls are really trying to impress Nelson Mandela (A!)

Apparently Bennifer II aren’t through (GB)

Celebrities from NYC (PB)

J Lo post baby bikini (HB)

VH1’s ‘New York Goes to Hollywood’ Promo Pics . . ewww (POP)

Tea Leoni in a bikini (TB)

Audrina Patridge buys crap (IBBB)

Tiffany Trump looks like her dad (DSF)

Kevin Federline offered a seven-figure deal?! (CK)