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Friday, June 27th, 2008

Audrina Patrige’s fake funbags (DSF)

Ice-T and Coco hook up with Ron Jeremy (BST)

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s battle is going to trial (DL)

Proof that David Beckham’s package wasn’t real! (ABH)

It’s Gay Pride in San Fran this weekend (RAG)

Verne Troyer’s sex partner speaks (EB)

Tricia Walsh-Smith goes to court (DL)

Cheryl Burke

Paris Hilton looks like Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo (CK)

OMG, remember ‘Madame’?! (PB)

Real Housewives of Atlanta (POP)

50 Cent sues ex-girlfriend (HW)

Luke Howell hearts Kelly Osbourne (BST)

Lucy Liu somehow manages to look like an apple (A!)

I love Pink’s helmet (BB)

Bumpin’ uglies (CWS)

Reese and Jake move in (HBW)

What’s playing in theaters this weekend (BS)

Christie Brinkley’s ex tried to buy his mistresses silence (GB)

Amy Winehouse knows she’s f*cked up but doesn’t care (DL)

R.I.P. Sweet Richard, you will be greatly missed.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Secret Sister!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married – although separated – Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

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Casting Call: Plain Janes & Ugly Bettys!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

CELEBRITY MAKEOVER SHOW
CASTING PLAIN JANES AND UGLY BETTYS

New show hosted by a major celebrity is casting the “Plain Janes” and “Ugly Bettys” of L.A. For a total makeover!

We are looking for ladies with a reputation for being a generic geek who want to transform into sexy chic!

Must be clueless about style and fashion with quirky or unusual personalities. Naughty or nice!

Ages 21-30. All ethnicities. Pay is $200/day, plus a fantastic makeover including clothes, makeup, hair, and maybe more!

Auditioning in Los Angeles 6/24-7/11, 2008. You need to LIVE in the Los Angeles area to be considered.

If you think you have what it takes to receive MAJOR celebrity star treatment, then we’re looking for you!

TO SUBMIT:

Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration, and email ALL the information requested below to: LAcastingcall@gmail.com


Please include the following information:
1. First and last name
2. Recent picture
3. Contact phone number and email address
4. Please mention if you have a special occcasion coming up, or a good story of why you need your makeover!
5. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration!

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Spicy Briefs

Friday, June 27th, 2008
  • Uma Thurman is engaged to her millionaire Swiss boyfriend, Arpad “Arki” Busson. Busson spoiled Thurman with a jaw dropping 8+ carat ring with twenty smaller stones surrounding the massive rock. A source close to the couple gushed about the ring saying, “It’s the most beautiful piece I’ve ever seen. Arki did a wonderful job.” The couple have been together since last summer and got serious quickly despite it being somewhat of a long-distance relationship. He lives in London, she, in New York. It will be the third marriage for Uma who was previously married to Ethan Hawke and Gary Oldman. Busson has two sons with supermodel Elle McPherson. No wedding date has been set.
  • Joel Madden still insists he has no plans to marry baby-mama, Nicole Richie. He tells People magazine, “We don’t have any plans for that right now. We’re just happy, and we’re being a family, and that’s where we’re at right now. But marriage means something different to everyone . . we’re concentrating on our family, and that’s what is making us happy right now. We’re moving at our own pace.” Madden admits he’s just a big softie when it comes to his daughter, Harlow. “It’s crazy,” he says. “Every day she does something new. When she reaches for me, it’s awesome! Just watching her grow, it melts me.”
  • George Michael found himself amused while performing at the Los Angeles Forum Wednesday. While onstage he noticed that Dr. Phil and his wife Robin were in the front row. Robin seemed to be having a grand old time but Dr. Phil was being a complete sourpuss and was doing nothing to hide that fact. After about a half hour into the concert George laughed to himself mumbling, “No this is too mean..”, then he smiled and told the crowd Dr. Phil was in attendance. There were cheers and there were boos. George went on to say that Robin was having a blast but, “…in the sea of smiling faces, he’s looked miserable for the last hour.” Then the house camera zoomed in on Phil and his bitterness and the boos came roaring. George said before kicking off another song, “You should see someone about that!” and the crowd went wild. Dr. Phil and Robin promptly left the venue.
  • Jennifer Lopez is being sued after her dog allegedly attacked an airline stewardess. Lisa Wilson is suing the actress for $5 million. Wilson filed suit in New York’s Brooklyn Federal Court on Thursday claiming that J Lo’s dog Floyd lunged at her when she walked past him during a flight in 2006. She says she fell over after she was bitten and needed surgery for debilitating back pain.
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Flashback 15 Years to 1993

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Do you recognize all of the stars as they looked in 1993?

[Getty Images]

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The Kardashian Sisters on ‘The View’

Friday, June 27th, 2008

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Miley Cyrus Does Billboard Magazine

Friday, June 27th, 2008

On Vanity Fair:

“I was embarrassed… but also it’s like, every career thing that I do can’t be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me even more relatable. I don’t think people will look at me any differently because they’re like,’You know what, I’m going to do stupid stuff too, and I’m going to make mistakes, and that’s fine.’ It still hurts when I think about it.”

On the new album:

“It’s grown-up. I wrote all the songs except two. My last one, ‘Meet Miley Cyrus,’ was more just meeting me, finding out who I am, and here it’s more getting in depth of what’s been going on in my life in the past year.”

On her passion for songwriting:

I wrote my first song when I was probably 7–it was called “Pink.” That shows what kind of song it was about—it’s about the color pink. But you know what, darn it, I wrote it and I’ve been writing since I was my little sister’s age.

In regards to fans being shut out of her last tour:

In terms of the kids who couldn’t get in, I don’t know if I could do more–we did 76 shows last year and I don’t know that I could do more than that.

Maybe I could do that and take a little break and go back into it? Also, the 3-D movie was awesome for the people that didn’t get to come see the show.

On Hannah Montana:

It will wrap up, eventually. I mean, I won’t be Hannah Montana by the time I’m 30. But we’ve only done two seasons, so we definitely want to work on that hopefully for another two years.

On acting in an “edgy, indie flick” not related to Disney or Hannah Montana:

I’ve been talking to people about some cool movies, but right now I mostly want to stay within my company and keep them happy and keep everything that we’re doing successful and focus on that. I like to do everything that I do 120% and unless I can focus hardcore on that, I don’t want to do it yet.

On trying to be a role model:

It’s something that I’ve been super blessed with, that I’ve had the opportunity and the ability to spread the light. That doesn’t mean that I’m not going to make mistakes and do things that everyone’s going to be happy with, because there¹s no such thing as perfection.

I just like to be the role model that doesn’t say you have to be perfect all the time.

On you show recently being highlighted as being great for young women in that it showcases a wide range of body types.

I stress about that stuff like everyone else, but at the end of day, I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it. I’m not going to make myself miserable. And for so many girls, you don’t want to be thin because you want the guy to think you’re gorgeous or whatever–you do it all for women, you do it all for a competition. That’s so silly, it’s such a game.

[Why] waste your time with a game you’re never going to win?

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Verne Troyer Sues TMZ for $20 Million

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Verne Troyer, a.k.a. ‘Mini-Me’, is suing gossip website TMZ for publishing a slice of his supposedly “stolen” sex-tap yesterday.

Troyer filed a $20 million lawsuit against TMZ Thursday saying they violated his rights by publishing (TMZ.com) and airing (TMZ TV) parts of his sex tape. He also claims they violated his right of publicity and misappropriated his name and likeness. You know he hates being called mini-me!

The pint sized actor claims (as do they all) that his sex tape was stolen and miraculously ended up in the possession of the slimy dude, Kevin Blatt, who busted out Paris Hilton’s infamous, “One Night in Paris”. He is also named in the lawsuit.

Troyer is requesting an injunction stopping any further distribution of the video.

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Shaken Not Stirred Link Love

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Hannah Montana penis candy! (DL)

The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas in a bikini (DSF)

I think I love Tim McGraw! (Y!)

OMG, I didn’t even recognize Lori Petty! (WB)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s stoned cross-eyed face (CR)

Love me some Beastie Boys (ABH)

Larry King doesn’t know who Christina Aguilera is (DSF)

Nicole Richie lands a spot on Chuck’ (CWS)

John Mayer to retire? (DS)

This is the girl in the mini-me sex tape (DL)

The girls are really trying to impress Nelson Mandela (A!)

Apparently Bennifer II aren’t through (GB)

Celebrities from NYC (PB)

J Lo post baby bikini (HB)

VH1’s ‘New York Goes to Hollywood’ Promo Pics . . ewww (POP)

Tea Leoni in a bikini (TB)

Audrina Patridge buys crap (IBBB)

Tiffany Trump looks like her dad (DSF)

Kevin Federline offered a seven-figure deal?! (CK)

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